Kendall And Kylie Jenner Star In The World’s Most Shamelessly Basic Photo Shoot

Kendall and Kylie Jenner went shopping in New York this afternoon. At the UGG store. While drinking Starbucks. 




Mama didn’t raise no fool and I know how #media works. These two are not basic. Up until this point they have not been wearers of UGGs or drinkers of Starbucks. That’s what Lauren Conrad and I do. Not them.



And yet, Kendall walked into the store with these shoes, that hat, and no cup.



And came out with those shoes, that hat, and the beloved red cup. I will not be played.



I get it, guys. You are almost definitely getting paid by UGG and most likely Starbucks to wear boots and drink coffee. Thanks for rubbing it in. Now excuse me while I go buy a pair of Classic Slim Bethany’s and a skim latte.